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Smelly Cat
$9.00
Moonstone Mist Scent
Smelly cat, smelly cat… this one’s actually your fault.
Soft, dreamy, and a little mysterious, Smelly Cat is scented with Moonstone Mist—an enchanting blend of juicy pear, soft florals, warm amber, and smooth woods with an airy, slightly sweet finish.
It’s pretty. It’s mysterious. It smells expensive.
Unlike your cat’s litter box.
Scent vibe: 🌙 Fresh • Dreamy • Fruity • Floral • Soft • Mysterious
Warning: May cause spontaneous purring, excessive pussy jokes, and an uncontrollable urge to ask, “Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat… what are they feeding you?” 🐈💜
WHAT’S IN THIS BITCH?
Because you should probably know what you’re rubbing all over yourself.
Goat milk, olive oil, castor oil, shea butter, coconut oil, sodium lactate, fragrance, and coloring.
Cat embed: Sorbitol, propylene glycol, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium stearate, sodium laurate, water, glycerin, fragrance, and coloring.
KEEP YOUR BAR HARD
Nobody likes a soggy bar. Let your soap dry out between uses by keeping it in a well-draining soap dish and out of standing water. It’ll stay harder and last longer.
Pro tip: Don’t let it sit in a puddle. Your soap can’t swim.
Neither can the cat. Probably. 😂
