Goober Smooch
$9.00
Straight Up Savage Scent
Fresh, sexy, and just a little dangerous, Straight Up Savage kicks things off with bright bergamot and rose, then rolls into an addictive mix of blue sky accord, Sichuan pepper, and magnolia. Deep ambergris and sensual musk finish it off with that warm, masculine who the hell smells that good? vibe.
It's clean. It's confident. It's ridiculously sexy.
Basically, if bad decisions had a signature scent… this would be it.
Scent vibe: Fresh • Spicy • Musky • Masculine
Warning: May attract inappropriate amounts of attention in the shower.
WHAT’S IN THIS BITCH?
Because you should probably know what you’re rubbing all over yourself.
olive oil, castor oil, coconut oil, palm oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), water, fragrance and coloring.
The mushroom is made from sorbitol, propylene glycol, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium stearate, sodium laurate, water and glycerin.
KEEP YOUR BAR HARD
Nobody likes a soggy bar. Let your soap dry out between uses by keeping it in a well-draining soap dish and out of standing water. It’ll stay harder and last longer.
Pro tip: Don’t let it sit in a puddle. Your soap can’t swim.